Holes

Yesterday at work a six year old came in having 'inserted a marble into her vagina'. Classic.

Tristan said there should be a plug to fit all the holes on kids that they can put things in.

When I was small I put a marble up my nose and I seriously don't remember it ever coming out. I didn't tell my parents, so it never got extracted by a doctor. I thought maybe one day I would have a scan and it would be in my brain somewhere.
But alas I've had a couple of cat scans and they only found brain.